Beard Wizardry 101: Your Fantastically Fuzzy Face Forest Fixer Kit
Step right up, whisker whisperers and beard bearers! Introducing Beard Wizardry 101, your comprehensive toolkit for mastering the art of beardom. This isn’t just a beard care package; it’s your personal grooming grimoire, a magical trove that transforms the scruffiest of chin shrubs into resplendent bristle bastions. Here’s what you’ll find spellbound inside:
Enchanted Elixirs (Beard Oil): Choose your potion from our selection of top-tier beard oils, each brimming with the mystical properties of argan, jojoba, and sweet almond oils. Whether you fancy the zest of a citrus grove or the musk of the deep forest, there’s a scent to enchant your senses and enchant your bristles.
Cheek Churner’s Charming Beard Butter: Whip your mane into shape with a dab of our beard butter, a concoction so rich, even the driest of dwarven beards will become supple and soft. Infused with shea and cocoa butter, your beard will be as luscious as a high elf’s locks.
Ale-Infused Artisan Soap: Lather up with the frothy goodness of our beer soap, a bar brewed with the finest hops and barley for that epic tavern cleanse. Not only will your skin be as rejuvenated as a hero after a quest, but your beard will smell of adventures yet to come.
Mystical Wooden Comb: Tame the wilds of your facial foliage with our enchanted wood comb. Each tooth has been charmed to glide through knots like a wizard’s whisper, ensuring not a hair is out of place in your stately mane.
And, because every hero needs a guide, each kit includes the “Bearded Bestiary,” (From Stubble to Style Book) a tome filled with ancient wisdom and modern tips. From the secrets of beard oil alchemy to the art of mustache taming, this book is the ultimate compendium for the aspiring beard mage.
The Beard Wizardry 101 kit is your first step on the path to legendary facial hair. It’s more than just maintenance; it’s an alchemical transformation that turns mere men into maestros of manly manes. Arm yourself with the tools and knowledge contained within, and prepare to cultivate a beard that will be sung about in taverns for generations to come!
All Natural Base Oils:
Jojoba – Excellent for your skin and beard. Has vitamins A, D, and E
Sweet Almond – Softens, and conditions your whiskers
Grapeseed – Help retain your hair’s natural oils
Argan – Amazing oil to promote strength, growth, and softness
Coconut – Helps maintain whisker health and protection in harsh environments
Beard Butter Ingredients:
Contains the Natural Base Oils listed above
Shea – Contains vitamins A, E, and F. Great for your skin and beard.
Cocoa – Contains a whole host of nutrients, including protein, potassium, and calcium—excellent moisturizer without clogging your pores.
Warning: This product can melt if not stored properly. Store in a cool and dry place with the lid secured firmly and try to keep out of direct sunlight.
**This product may melt during shipping. If that happens, place it in the refrigerator until it solidifies again.**